thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

Reblog if you want a Hogwarts acceptance letter

lookingforwifi:

I’ll do every one

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mademoisellechanell:

treessie:

amen

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mademoisellechanell:

treessie:

amen

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dreamberks:

nerds-are-cool:

basically any ship ever

dayandnightitsjustlife:

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
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Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

wait, so what  is it in america then?

100 A+

95 A

90 A-

86-89 B+

85 B

80 B-

76-79 C+

75 C

70 C-

65-69 D

Anything below that is an F

is that real??

yup

Yup.

yeah

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’."
— Lemony Snicket (via bookmad)
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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mydarlingdean:

demigodofhoolemere:

the vessels of michael and lucifer, everyone

tbh this is probably how michael and lucifer fought whenever they argued about something, usually about who god loves more

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb
  • me: *likes someone*
  • me: *thinks i have a chance*
  • me: *remembers what i look like*
  • me: *cries*
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